5 Things You SHOULDN’T do in a Casino

Traditional casinos – or bricks and mortar casinos as they are known are really exciting venues to enjoy all round entertainment. Players at these gaming destinations will know that there is a certain expectation when frequenting these venues. Among others, players will be required to meet certain dress codes (if required) and bring ID with them. Typically, most casinos require that players are either 18 or 21 in order to gamble legally. So here’s tip number 1:

Never Bring FAKE ID to a Casino and Hope to Get Away with It! This is simply foolish and you will be ill-advised to follow this advice. Wait until you’re of legal age.

Secondly, never go into a casino and play the ass. This sounds improbable, but there are a good many players who simply imbibe too much and then act totally bizarrely when seated at tables and slot machines. This brings us to Tip #2.

Never Grab Chips off the Table and Start Running to the Exit! This is simply foolish. Why would you think that you’d get away with it? Besides you’re not going to be able to cash them in anyway. So keep your hands and thoughts clean.

Our third tip of the day relates to bringing Crazy String into the casino – but it also includes Pepper Spray and Mace. Leave your Crazy String and Other Stuff at home. As tempting as it is to spray random people in the casino with Crazy String – it’s not advised. You may just get ejected from the casino or charged with assault/intent to do bodily harm.

The fourth tip of the day is about whose card you gamble with. Don’t use your girlfriend’s credit card and think she won’t notice – that’s FRAUD. Even if she gives it to you – you’re bound to lose a bunch of money and you’ll never hear the end of it. The fourth rule is thus: Use your own money and be sure you can afford to lose it.

The Final Tip of the day is this: Do not think that you’re winning simply because you’re changing dollars for quarters in the machine at the entrance. It’s called getting change and NOT gambling. And besides you’re getting  a dollar for a dollar – so clearly you’re not winning :-O.

Still don’t believe us? On the following video, you can see there is no gambling mechanism  inside that machine…